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Damascus
Statistics
 NormalInebriated
Strength65-
Backstabbing85-
Intelligence104-
Laziness90-
Swilling Capacity70-
Unpredictability95-
Bacon Points100-
Height:5' 9"
Weight:190
Favorite Food:Little Debbie Death Cake (with Bacon)
Favorite Implement of Destruction:7.5' polearm, An SKS Assault rifle with bipod and 1000 rounds of ammo.
Quote:"There are a few laws that I follow, don't spill the beer and ?, ok maybe one law.", "Is there a shady spot to sit down around here?", "I forgot!"
Nickname:Patches, (Boot-head)
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