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Lord Admiral Ulric von Bek the Bastard Of Brandenburg, Known to the Infidel as Mutamin ibn Al-Sakar Iffa Al-Islam.
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| Statistics | | Normal | Inebriated |
| Pretentiousness |    | 1000 | - |
| Decadence | | 75 | - |
| Swilling Capacicty | | 20 | - |
| Deviousness | | 60 | - |
| Useless Trivia Knowledge | | 95 | - |
| Tactlessness | | 100 | - |
| Bacon Points | | 100 | - |
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| Height: | 6' 1.5" |
| Weight: | 165 |
| Favorite Food: | mmmmmm Bacon |
| Favorite Implement of Destruction: | Foley catheter |
| Quote: | "A poor radical is a dangerous fellow whereas a rich radical is merely eccentric." , "Hey did you see my Tent?" |
| Nickname: | That Bastard |
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