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Random Wronghand
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| Statistics | | Normal | Inebriated |
| Strength |    | 0 | 500 |
| Backstabbing | | 0 | 1000 |
| Babe Factor | | Babes are good. | - |
| Swilling Capacity | | 1000 | 1000 |
| Smelliness | | 0 | - |
| Intelligence | | 0 | 1000 |
| Bacon Points | | 1697 | - |
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| Height: | 10' 75" |
| Weight: | A svelt 220 |
| Favorite Food: | Aislinn. |
| Favorite Implement of Destruction: | Bourbon. |
| Quote: | "Who? What? Me? There is no such person. It wasn't me it was someone who looked like me and besides even if it was me, I was only following orders." |
| Nickname: | Sir & Don't-Call-Me-That-You-Bastard-Fuck-I-Work-For-A-Living |
| Bio: | I was raised as a poor black child in the Iowa bayou... At Pennsic III, I had no idea what was going on. Nothing has improved. |
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