Dieties

Aldo

God of cheap wine and cheezy lingerie.

Blanch

Consort of Aldo and goddess of Cleaning products and Small arms fire.

Bwaah or Boi

A minor diety who is a  helper to Aldo and the god of sporks and analingus.

Gak

God of impact-induced snot bubbles.

Gustav

God of swiss pocket knives and poor judgment.

Melissandre the Namegiver

Goddess of rough sandpaper hands.

Tonaire

The would-be consort of Violante, vied to be the God of office products, but alas Violante was not pleased and he fell from the sky never to reach the hallowed supply closet.

Trogdor

Is a totem spirit, also know as “The Burninator”. It’s not just an adventure, it’s his job!

Violante

Goddess of Bacon and Dancing with things on top of your head. Often seen in the company with Boi.

Vbakkon

God of War and roasted meat roared challenge to all that would oppose him.